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Halloween is a great holiday.  Dress up.  Get free candy.  Of course, as you get older, you realize that you can spend $5 at Walgreens and get all the candy you can stand, rather than spend hours trolling your neighborhood with teenagers in hockey masks, but whatever.  It’s fun for kids.  Last year, my son dressed up as Winnie the Pooh.  He was so cute.  The costume was all puffy so he looked fat like the bear.  He even had little booties that matched.  There was one year that m sister made her costume.  She’s pretty good at sewing, so she was able to make a Rainbow Brite costume.  It looked really cool.  I’ve been everything from a black cat, to a witch, including a hula dancer, alien, hippie, and ghost.  That was the good old days.  These days, Halloween is an excuse for women to dress up like hookers, finding the sexiest, most revealing costume possible.  I found a wealth of Halloween costumes online.  Costumecauldron.com has costumes just like this.  They have costumes from adults that are some how different from their “sexy” costumes.  How I don’t know.  The adult costumes for women are all sexy.  Sexy pirate, sexy Snow White, sexy, witch. 

Watch out for the teen costumes. They should come with a sign that says “Jail Bait”. All the costumes for teen girls are short, mid-drift bearing, or low cut.  At least the kids costumes allow the girls to be covered up.  Sheesh.  Their “Plus Size” has costumes labeled as 2X with women that look like Pam Anderson modeling them.  What is that about?  Some of their costumes are crazy.  What grown person dresses up like a puppy dog or a Serpent Lord?  Uhh.  Ok,  I guess not all of them are bad.  Halloween is fun for those who like to dress up or even pass out candy.  Their site has a ton of costumes to choose from, so whether you like the sexy ones or not, there is something for you.  Shipping is cheap, and you can get accessories like makeup and wigs there too.  Check it out.